1 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,763 (birds squawking) 2 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,245 (gunshots) 3 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,421 (birds chirping) 4 00:02:01,453 --> 00:02:03,490 Jacques, you are my guest today. 5 00:02:03,555 --> 00:02:04,557 Yes. 6 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:08,264 You are a school teacher, you like nature 7 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,170 you are a keen talk-show viewer 8 00:02:10,229 --> 00:02:14,200 and you collect Russian watches from the 70's. 9 00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:16,212 Yes, exactly. 10 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,771 You are 54 years old. 11 00:02:18,837 --> 00:02:20,510 Yes, that is true. 12 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:22,176 - You are a widower. - Yes. 13 00:02:23,842 --> 00:02:26,881 Do you believe in God? 14 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:30,560 If you mean an old guy with a beard 15 00:02:30,616 --> 00:02:32,722 who lives in the clouds... 16 00:02:32,784 --> 00:02:34,560 NO. 17 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,430 Okay. 18 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:40,198 What are your goals in life? 19 00:02:40,259 --> 00:02:43,604 To be happy. That's the main thing. 20 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,872 Also, I have a special project that I'm quite keen on. 21 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:52,473 I would like to start my own line of sports clothes. 22 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:54,777 Interesting. 23 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,844 Please tell us a little bit about the dessert that you have chosen. 24 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,288 We are all very impatient and... 25 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,450 and very much listening. 26 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:06,462 Uh, yes, I have chosen the Strawberry Charlotte. 27 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:10,295 And tell us in a few words why you have chosen the Strawberry Charlotte. 28 00:03:10,355 --> 00:03:13,802 Well, it is a very simple cake 29 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,806 and very easy to make. 30 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:19,206 - Um... - What the fuck? 31 00:03:19,264 --> 00:03:22,644 And the ingredients are... are very inexpensive 32 00:03:22,701 --> 00:03:25,705 and they are not 33 00:03:25,771 --> 00:03:27,808 so gross to touch. 34 00:03:27,873 --> 00:03:30,479 - Very well. - This is no good, cut. 35 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,954 Dennis, why do you keep scratching yourself'? 36 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,713 It's getting worse and worse. 37 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,420 - ( Bell ringing) - What, what? 38 00:03:36,481 --> 00:03:38,290 You've been scratching yourself like a dog 39 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,388 for the last three days, what's up? 40 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,829 Oh, it's-it's nothing. 41 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:45,461 It's just a few rashes, it'll go away. 42 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,199 - Rashes from what? - Ugh! 43 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,968 You know, I thinks it's an eczema breakout or something, 44 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:55,337 but it's actually kind of all over, it's itching like hell. 45 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,881 But... but you can't see it on camera, can you? 46 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,478 Oh, we can see it on camera, it's gross. 47 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:03,543 How do you expect to make people want to cook? 48 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,885 - You look like a leper! - I don't know, 49 00:04:05,944 --> 00:04:07,686 it's actually probably the costume I think. 50 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:11,889 You know, Suzy changed the detergent from what she normally uses so 51 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:13,361 I guess I have sensitive skin 52 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:14,864 and I've had a bit of allergic reaction. 53 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,696 So, I don't know, that's all. 54 00:04:16,755 --> 00:04:20,396 I have asked her to go back to the old stuff and she said no. 55 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:21,870 There you go, I don't know, 56 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:23,999 I don't like to tell, but that's what happened. 57 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,742 All right, listen, 58 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,538 we're gonna finish like this for the rest of the day. 59 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,944 We don't really have a choice, so just... 60 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:31,963 I mean, go see a specialist. Don't stay like this. 61 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:34,348 Yeah, yeah, I promise, I will do it. 62 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:37,012 - Well, okay, let's go. - Okay. 63 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,314 Put your head back on. 64 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,882 Got it. Yeah. I'm ready. 65 00:04:41,947 --> 00:04:43,723 You know I was thinking of something. 66 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,389 What if I grab your arms from behind 67 00:04:46,451 --> 00:04:48,329 but really discreetly 68 00:04:48,387 --> 00:04:49,832 as soon as I see you starting to itch 69 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,391 and then maybe I can hold them there and that'll help. 70 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:53,903 Yeah, yeah, Jacques. 71 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:55,598 You know, thanks a lot but, uh, 72 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:57,437 you just focus on being a guest, all right? 73 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,807 I... this is complicated enough as it is. 74 00:04:59,865 --> 00:05:01,742 Okay, let's go again people right away. 75 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,961 Denis, whenever you're ready. 76 00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:05,711 Yeah, okay, I'm ready. All right, let's... 77 00:05:05,771 --> 00:05:07,512 Okay. 78 00:05:07,572 --> 00:05:09,882 So, the Strawberry Charlotte... 79 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:29,964 (country music) 80 00:05:56,988 --> 00:06:00,060 What are those sticky things in the tummy for, daddy? 81 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:01,605 Nothing at all. 82 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,971 That's why I'm takin' it all out, honey. I already told you about this. 83 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,375 It's the same for all the animals. The insides serve no purpose. 84 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,675 Yeah. Ah! 85 00:06:23,915 --> 00:06:26,418 (birds chirping) 86 00:06:37,062 --> 00:06:39,702 (footsteps approaching ) 87 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:13,940 Reality! 88 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,605 Don't touch that, it's disgusting. 89 00:07:16,668 --> 00:07:18,410 Now go wash your hands we're about to eat. 90 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:19,778 Okay. 91 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,793 You're a real pain. 92 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,560 I did not change detergents. 93 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,430 How many times do I need to tell you? 94 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,730 You know I'm right. Honey, don't think I'm an idiot. 95 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,204 It smells different. I noticed the smell on the first day. 96 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:44,965 You're completely crazy, you have a real problem. 97 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,668 Yeah, I have a problem, I'll show you. 98 00:07:46,731 --> 00:07:48,904 I don't think you realize! Look. See? 99 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,209 Rashes all over my arm s. Rashes everywhere. 100 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,608 I mean, look. 101 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,651 See? It itches so much I can't sleep at night. 102 00:07:54,706 --> 00:07:57,983 Look at what your shitty detergent is doing to me. All right? 103 00:07:58,043 --> 00:07:59,454 I'm being eaten all over. 104 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:00,752 You see? 105 00:08:00,812 --> 00:08:02,759 But there's nothing at all. 106 00:08:02,814 --> 00:08:05,091 What are you talking about? There's nothing there. 107 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,130 Nothing there? 108 00:08:07,185 --> 00:08:08,927 Look at this. You see? 109 00:08:08,987 --> 00:08:11,468 I... I mean, all of my skin is covered in bumps. 110 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,935 All that so you can save a couple bucks 111 00:08:13,992 --> 00:08:15,096 on a pack of detergent. 112 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,468 And look at the result. 113 00:08:16,528 --> 00:08:18,975 I can't even wear a T-shirt anymore because of you. 114 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:20,942 Everything okay here? 115 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,478 What's the matter? 116 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,707 You know the matter is that this bitch won't listen to me 117 00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:27,978 - and go back to our old detergent. - This bitch? 118 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,610 Yeah, that's what I said, yeah. Bitch. 119 00:08:30,675 --> 00:08:34,249 Okay, listen to me, this is going to be very simple. 120 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,619 From now on, you can wash your own stupid costume, 121 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,094 - is that what you want? - Sure, yeah. Whatever, fine. 122 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,857 - Yeah? - Yeah. 123 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:41,898 Yeah? 124 00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:44,230 - Yeah. - Well, good luck. 125 00:08:44,289 --> 00:08:46,793 Okay fine, I'll do my own laundry. 126 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,134 It's no big deal. 127 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,038 Um, oh, yeah. 128 00:08:51,096 --> 00:08:53,134 Uh, we got some letters for you. 129 00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:55,269 - Mainly complaints. - About what? 130 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,808 Well, about you scratching yourself. 131 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,975 Apparently, it doesn't look good and the fans are not happy. 132 00:09:00,038 --> 00:09:03,850 Okay, okay, I get it. Uh, I'll go and see a specialist. 133 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,722 Hey! 134 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:22,937 I was real careful not to film your hands earlier. 135 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,668 And after a while, I... I had the idea 136 00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:28,836 to zoom in on your face as much as possible 137 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,140 and it really worked. 138 00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:31,840 We couldn't see you scratching yourself. 139 00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:33,975 - All we would see was your head. - That's nice. 140 00:09:34,039 --> 00:09:36,986 But, uh, there are three other cam eras. 141 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:40,717 Forget it. It was a nice thought anyway, but thanks. 142 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:43,259 Also, I wanted to ask. 143 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,317 You started off as an actor, didn't you? 144 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,861 - Nope, not at all. - No. Shit. 145 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,799 Wait. Why? What difference does that make? 146 00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:55,861 No, I was just thinking, as I'm about to make a movie, uh, 147 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:59,705 I'm gonna have loads of little parts to fill so 148 00:09:59,764 --> 00:10:03,211 as you came across great on camera, closeups, you know, 149 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,113 I was thinking maybe suggesting, but I guess not. 150 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,708 - Well, no. - Okay. No problem. 151 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,047 There you go. 152 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:13,919 Yeah. See you tomorrow then. 153 00:10:15,847 --> 00:10:17,827 ( Crickets chirping ) 154 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,799 Why was there a videotape inside the hog? 155 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,732 What are you talkin' about, darling? 156 00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:36,302 Well, I saw a videotape come out earlier, 157 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,610 when daddy was emptying the insides. 158 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,911 Stop talking nonsense. 159 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,351 Come on, eat. 160 00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:47,049 But it's true. I saw it. 161 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,855 No. Listen. 162 00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:52,191 There can't be videotapes inside the tummy of animals, darling. 163 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,162 It simply is impossible. 164 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,927 Reality, my sweetie pie, 165 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,227 listen to me. 166 00:10:57,288 --> 00:11:00,099 How could a hog swallow a videotape? 167 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:02,105 It's much too big, it wouldn't go down, 168 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,767 it's just not possible. 169 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,809 Well, maybe that's what killed him. 170 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:09,642 He choked on the tape and tried to swallow it, 171 00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:11,807 but it got stuck in his throat. 172 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:15,044 No, he died because I shot him, honey. 173 00:11:15,106 --> 00:11:16,745 And even if he did swallow the tape, 174 00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:19,414 it would've been completely crushed up by his chewing it, you see? 175 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,284 I mean, He wouldn't have swallowed it in one piece. 176 00:11:22,347 --> 00:11:23,326 Think about it. 177 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,421 Well, I don't know how it's possible, 178 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,289 but I saw it. 179 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,889 I'm not crazy. 180 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:32,366 - I think you're just tired. - Mm. 181 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:34,427 Come on, it's time for you to go to bed. 182 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,970 - Come with mommy. - (Sighs) 183 00:11:37,028 --> 00:11:39,235 Come on. 184 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:40,674 Think about it, honey. 185 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,114 (instrumental music) 186 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:51,119 (mother reading) "After having dinner with her parents" 187 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:54,056 the little girl quietly brushed her teeth 188 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,149 looking at herself in the mirror 189 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,388 "thinking back on her day." 190 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,167 "She put on her favorite pajamas" 191 00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:05,827 got into her cozy, little bed 192 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,336 convinced she had seen that tape 193 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,000 come out of the tummy of the hog. 194 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:17,042 "That night the little girt had funny nightmares." 195 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,341 That's it. 196 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,181 I like this book. 197 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,243 I know. 198 00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:25,846 It's time for you to go to bed. 199 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,219 It's late. 200 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,254 Goodnight. 201 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,727 I saw that tape. 202 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,869 (sighs heavily) 203 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,265 (speaking French ) 204 00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:28,250 Mr. Marshall says that you must reduce your consumption of film 205 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,980 or else you'll go over budget. 206 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:34,547 You tell him that it is very tricky to film children. 207 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,121 Reality's only 7, 208 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,389 it's the first time she's been in a movie. 209 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,453 I have to adapt to her rhythm s. 210 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,500 (speaking French ) 211 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,570 He's asking why the camera's still rolling 212 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,941 for such a crappy shot? 213 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,279 I was simply waiting for her to fall asleep. 214 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,376 I think she was struggling to fall asleep 215 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,284 because of the lights and the presence of the crew, 216 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:09,120 and it's not a crappy shot it's a crucial moment. 217 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,126 She gently falls asleep 218 00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:13,163 and her nightmare begins. 219 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:15,990 (speaking French ) 220 00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,297 (door closes) 221 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,629 There you go. 222 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,630 She falls asleep. 223 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,370 For real. 224 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,405 (speaking French ) 225 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,571 (faint ticking) 226 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,455 (door closes) 227 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,969 (speaking French ) 228 00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:00,528 "Waves." "Waves." 229 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,820 What's! He say? 230 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,528 - He said, less film. - Oh. 231 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,530 Tell him to go fuck himself. I'll film as much as I want. 232 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,532 (speaking French ) 233 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,755 - Okay. - (Knock on door) 234 00:23:08,819 --> 00:23:11,528 You asked for me, sir? For the rug? 235 00:23:11,589 --> 00:23:13,900 It's too late, buddy. I've already cleaned it myself. 236 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,939 Please, shut the door, I have an appointment. 237 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,608 (door opens, closes) 238 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,569 Okay. Wow! 239 00:25:09,673 --> 00:25:10,743 Okay. 240 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,175 (telephone ringing) 241 00:25:42,339 --> 00:25:43,818 Oui, Bob Marshall. 242 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,519 (instrumental music) 243 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:00,934 Oh. 244 00:26:00,991 --> 00:26:02,130 Yes. 245 00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:41,865 (instrumental music) 246 00:28:11,722 --> 00:28:13,862 (music continues) 247 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:52,734 (dog barking ) 248 00:28:59,903 --> 00:29:02,042 (dog barking ) 249 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,730 Yes? 250 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,832 Are you the old person that lives in this house? 251 00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:27,136 Yes. 252 00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:28,506 Why should I give a shit? 253 00:29:53,357 --> 00:29:56,066 - And then what? - That's it. 254 00:29:56,126 --> 00:29:57,298 That's when I woke up 255 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:59,398 and then I took out my notebook and I wrote it all down 256 00:29:59,463 --> 00:30:02,137 and to be honest with you, I don't know what to think about it. 257 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,778 What bothers you about this dream? 258 00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:11,980 The military Jeep? 259 00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:14,250 The bouquet of flowers? 260 00:30:14,311 --> 00:30:16,986 Or is it that you're dressed as a woman, tell me. 261 00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:18,924 None of that. 262 00:30:18,982 --> 00:30:21,429 It's just the presence of an old man in my dreams. 263 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:24,261 I'm not used to dreaming about old people. 264 00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:25,960 I mean, I never do that. 265 00:30:26,023 --> 00:30:27,001 What does it mean? 266 00:30:27,057 --> 00:30:28,559 It's really worrying me. 267 00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,897 I don't think it means anything. 268 00:30:30,961 --> 00:30:33,442 For me to be honest, what worries me, Henri, 269 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:37,275 is the length of your dream. 270 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,109 Really? The length? 271 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,343 Let's say it's not really finished. 272 00:30:41,405 --> 00:30:43,442 It's a very short dream. 273 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,852 You've got me used to more depth. 274 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:48,823 Well, yeah, I just woke up. It's not my fault. 275 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,291 Why do you think you woke up? 276 00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:53,295 In your opinion. 277 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,594 (Jason screaming) 278 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,392 Try to stay focused, Henri. 279 00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:01,960 Answer my question. 280 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,301 Why did you wake up? 281 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:07,468 I just woke up. There's no reason. 282 00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:10,103 Are you at least sure you had this dream? 283 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:12,147 ( Screaming continues) 284 00:31:14,204 --> 00:31:16,377 Think about what I just said. 285 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,011 - I'll be back in a second. - ( Jason wailing) 286 00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:21,122 (sighs) 287 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:23,489 ( screaming ) 288 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,634 Okay. 289 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,510 Henri, we still have 10 minutes. 290 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,644 I'm good. I think we had enough for today. 291 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,219 I think, I bored you enough as it is. 292 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:54,882 What are you talking about? 293 00:31:54,945 --> 00:31:57,186 Sit down, will you? We have to finish the session. 294 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,353 No. I'd rather go. 295 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:02,364 And I'll come back to you when I have a more finished dream for you next time. 296 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,460 I can tell you're not interested in me at all today. 297 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,569 ( Click )'( Screaming ) 298 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,694 (Click) 299 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,440 ( screaming ) 300 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,545 - Ah. - ( Clicks off) 301 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,326 ( screaming ) 302 00:33:48,692 --> 00:33:51,469 Man: Well, okay. You can get dressed again. 303 00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:54,442 I've seen what I wanted to see. 304 00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:56,000 Ah, what is it? 305 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:58,047 That's exactly what I thought. 306 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:03,146 It is indeed an eczema attack, 307 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:05,778 but on the inside. 308 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,148 - On the inside? - Yes. 309 00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:09,713 On the inside... 310 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:12,159 of your head. 311 00:34:12,215 --> 00:34:13,751 - What does that mean? - Well, 312 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:15,661 it means a lot of unpleasant things 313 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,166 that I'm just gonna keep to myself. 314 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,431 If you wanted a doctor's note, you came to the wrong place. 315 00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:22,800 You can not play me for an idiot. 316 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,063 Oh, uh... What? 317 00:34:25,128 --> 00:34:27,666 Get out of my office now. All right? 318 00:34:27,731 --> 00:34:30,804 - You've wasted enough of my time. - You are horrible. 319 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,809 Yes, I know. Thank you for reminding me. 320 00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:34,641 Now get out, don't come back. 321 00:34:34,704 --> 00:34:36,275 You should be ashamed. 322 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,081 Yeah, exactly I am ashamed. 323 00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:40,179 I can't go to the pool anymore. 324 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,690 People keep looking at me like I am gonna contaminate the water. 325 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,623 Of course I'm ashamed. Look at me. 326 00:34:44,681 --> 00:34:46,684 I'm sick and you know it. You've gotta help me. 327 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,356 I can't keep scratching myself forever, 328 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,557 I'm gonna go crazy. 329 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:52,362 Just stop acting right now, 330 00:34:52,422 --> 00:34:54,494 because you're not believable for a second. 331 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,835 You don't have anything and you know that very well. 332 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:59,802 So get the hell out of here, or I am gonna file a complaint. 333 00:35:09,606 --> 00:35:11,085 Goodbye. 334 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,389 ( Groaning ) 335 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,690 ( screaming ) 336 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,704 (wailing) 337 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,541 ( groaning ) 338 00:35:40,137 --> 00:35:42,242 - ( tape rewinding) - ( Wailing) 339 00:35:56,420 --> 00:36:00,266 ( groaning ) 340 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,657 (applause) 341 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,838 ( knocking ) 342 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,425 Eh. 343 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,675 Jacques, now that our audience knows you a little bit better 344 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:18,940 why don't you tell them 345 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,983 about the dessert that you have chosen. 346 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,844 We are all very impatient and... 347 00:37:23,907 --> 00:37:26,684 - and very much listening. - Uh, yes. 348 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:30,317 I have chosen the Strawberry Charlotte. 349 00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,418 The Strawberry Charlotte, in a few words, 350 00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:35,692 tell us about the Strawberry Charlotte. 351 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,527 Uh, yes. Well, um... 352 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,762 it's a very simple cake and easy to make. 353 00:37:40,824 --> 00:37:42,463 Can you hurry, sugar pie? 354 00:37:42,525 --> 00:37:43,766 We're leaving in five minutes. 355 00:37:43,827 --> 00:37:46,865 - Okay. All right. - ...are cheap and, uh, 356 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,001 and they're not too gross to touch... 357 00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:50,574 (Click) 358 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,362 (flies buzzing ) 359 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,650 (door closes) 360 00:38:47,657 --> 00:38:49,034 (car horn honking ) 361 00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:51,505 Come on, Reality, move it. 362 00:38:51,561 --> 00:38:53,302 We're late. 363 00:38:54,331 --> 00:38:55,639 (horn honking) 364 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,916 (engine starting ) 365 00:39:03,873 --> 00:39:05,318 (people chattering) 366 00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:12,094 ( mixed chatter) 367 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,672 Oh! Fuck! 368 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:31,110 ( Groaning ) 369 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,576 God dammit! 370 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,981 ( Groaning ) 371 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:37,643 Oh, fuck! 372 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:38,880 Do we have a First-Aid kit? 373 00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:40,387 Okay. Fuck! 374 00:39:40,443 --> 00:39:42,719 - It hurts like hell. - What the fuck were you thinking? 375 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,860 Argh, I really hurt myself. 376 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,827 - ( Cell phone ringing) - Just wait, all right? 377 00:39:45,882 --> 00:39:48,420 Don't move just a second. 378 00:39:48,485 --> 00:39:49,692 Hello? 379 00:39:54,557 --> 00:39:57,003 Um. I just spoke to Denis on the phone. 380 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,507 - Yeah, what's up with him? - He's not getting better. 381 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:02,601 He can't come in today. And he didn't sound good at all. 382 00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,737 He was crying. 383 00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:06,679 What a fucking pain in the ass. 384 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,614 Apparently, he's itching twice as much today. 385 00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:16,782 Good morning, this is your captain speaking. 386 00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:20,521 The leper is not coming in today. 387 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:22,791 Let's pack it up, people. This day's over. 388 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,097 Shit. 389 00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:37,474 Hey, hi. 390 00:40:38,768 --> 00:40:39,873 What? 391 00:40:39,936 --> 00:40:43,510 Yeah, we don't know each other. I'm the camera three operator. 392 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:45,554 Yeah? Yeah. 393 00:40:45,608 --> 00:40:47,110 No... no... I was just wondering. 394 00:40:47,177 --> 00:40:50,125 Do you think you could do the same scream that you did earlier? 395 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,126 You know when you hurt yourself. 396 00:40:52,182 --> 00:40:54,719 Aah! Could you do the same... 397 00:40:54,784 --> 00:40:57,731 Scream, exact the same scream again? 398 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,893 No, I don't think so. 399 00:40:59,956 --> 00:41:02,630 Oh, yeah. Okay. Too bad. 400 00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,195 You know, I really hurt myself. 401 00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:05,940 Are you stupid or somethin'? 402 00:41:05,996 --> 00:41:09,500 I was just asking. I thought your screaming was great. 403 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:11,869 Whatever. 404 00:41:12,902 --> 00:41:14,472 Moron. 405 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,840 I'm sorry. 406 00:41:17,974 --> 00:41:20,717 So, before we look in detail 407 00:41:20,777 --> 00:41:22,724 at its digestive system, 408 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,159 there's something really important we need to understand. 409 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:27,923 Now, the hog 410 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,556 is an omnivorous animal. 411 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:33,101 Does anybody know what omnivorous means? 412 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,159 Uh, I do. Uh, I know, ma'am. 413 00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:37,034 Okay, Serge, tell us. 414 00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,199 Omnivore, that means he'll eat everything. 415 00:41:39,262 --> 00:41:41,606 Good. Okay everything. 416 00:41:41,664 --> 00:41:45,545 But what does everything mean? 417 00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:47,081 Can you give us some examples? 418 00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:50,606 Uh, well, he can eat salad for example? 419 00:41:50,673 --> 00:41:53,018 Okay good, salad. Uh, what else? 420 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:55,920 - Rotten fruit. - Good. Rotten fruit. 421 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:58,085 - Uh, and? - Mushrooms. 422 00:41:58,148 --> 00:42:00,059 Good. Mushroom s. 423 00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:03,530 Now, some of those are what are known as plants. 424 00:42:03,586 --> 00:42:06,659 But what else does it eat? 425 00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:07,963 Oh, oh, um... 426 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,130 He also eats other animals, too. 427 00:42:10,193 --> 00:42:11,797 Exactly. Animals. 428 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:15,139 Okay, so this is really important to rem ember. 429 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,974 Everybody take your pens. 430 00:42:18,034 --> 00:42:21,505 - Good, and I want you to write- - Teacher. 431 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:23,175 Yes, Reality. 432 00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,813 A hog can also swallow a videotape without damaging it. 433 00:42:26,876 --> 00:42:28,550 (all laughing) 434 00:42:32,181 --> 00:42:33,684 But it's true. 435 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,103 Toy: Whoo-hoo! 436 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,802 ( Groaning ) 437 00:42:58,608 --> 00:42:59,849 ( groaning ) 438 00:43:04,981 --> 00:43:06,255 ( groaning ) 439 00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:12,561 (children chattering) 440 00:44:36,873 --> 00:44:39,114 What are you doing here? 441 00:44:39,175 --> 00:44:40,882 Nothing. 442 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,757 ( Groaning ) 443 00:45:03,766 --> 00:45:04,768 ( grunting ) 444 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:20,728 ( groaning ) 445 00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:23,887 ( grunting ) 446 00:45:25,856 --> 00:45:27,835 ( grunting ) 447 00:45:32,929 --> 00:45:34,931 ( groaning on recorder) 448 00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:40,916 ( grunting on recorder) 449 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,317 You know you are not allowed in any classroom 450 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:54,293 during recess, right? 451 00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:57,490 You broke the rules. I'm very upset. 452 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,257 Sorry, Mr. Superintendent. 453 00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:01,893 I promise that I won't do it again. 454 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:04,199 What was on that tape you wanted to watch? 455 00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:05,934 It's a videotape I found. 456 00:46:05,996 --> 00:46:08,840 It could be that there is nothing on it. 457 00:46:08,898 --> 00:46:11,277 I just wanted to check. 458 00:46:11,335 --> 00:46:12,938 Let me see it. 459 00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:15,483 No. You'll take it away. 460 00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:17,177 I just wanna see what's written on it. 461 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,447 Give me the tape. 462 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,784 There's nothing written on it. 463 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:22,447 Well, I still wanna see it. 464 00:46:22,512 --> 00:46:23,992 No! 465 00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,320 You'll keep it. 466 00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:28,454 And then I'll never get to see what's on it. 467 00:46:28,518 --> 00:46:32,967 Reality, give me the tape or I'm gonna call your parents. 468 00:46:35,025 --> 00:46:36,971 If you call my parents... 469 00:46:39,163 --> 00:46:41,938 then I'll tell everyone you dress up like a woman. 470 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,471 Wh a... Wh 3.. 471 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:46,947 Me? 472 00:46:47,003 --> 00:46:48,778 ( Scoffs ) 473 00:46:48,838 --> 00:46:50,010 Are you kidding? 474 00:46:50,072 --> 00:46:51,916 I saw you. 475 00:46:51,974 --> 00:46:54,148 Driving a military jeep. 476 00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:55,849 Dressed like a woman. 477 00:46:55,913 --> 00:46:57,414 No, you didn't. 478 00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:01,027 ( Groaning on recorder) 479 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:02,791 (speaking French ) 480 00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:03,853 ( groaning on recorder) 481 00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:09,003 (speaking French ) 482 00:47:50,567 --> 00:47:51,601 Okay. 483 00:48:07,617 --> 00:48:08,891 ( Shorts ) 484 00:48:08,952 --> 00:48:10,590 (instrumental music) 485 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,056 (applause) 486 00:48:38,949 --> 00:48:41,088 (speaking French ) 487 00:49:31,367 --> 00:49:33,405 ( grunting ) 488 00:49:38,407 --> 00:49:40,251 (coughs) 489 00:49:43,512 --> 00:49:45,492 (seagulls squawking ) 490 00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:53,030 (speaking French ) 491 00:50:58,155 --> 00:50:59,155 ( clears throat ) 492 00:52:01,784 --> 00:52:03,355 Hello. 493 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:04,592 (instrumental music) 494 00:52:20,302 --> 00:52:21,748 ( engine turns over) 495 00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:43,668 (car beeps) 496 00:53:21,931 --> 00:53:23,605 (tires screeching ) 497 00:53:57,266 --> 00:53:59,474 There you go. Enjoy the movie. 498 00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:00,878 What kind of movie is it? 499 00:54:00,936 --> 00:54:02,916 Is it funny or more romantic? 500 00:54:02,972 --> 00:54:05,579 I'm not allowed to answer that kind of question, ma'am. 501 00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:06,916 - You'll see. - Uh-huh. 502 00:54:06,976 --> 00:54:09,456 Can you move along, please. You're holding up the line. 503 00:54:09,512 --> 00:54:10,751 Okay. 504 00:54:10,813 --> 00:54:12,384 - Okay. - Hmm. 505 00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:15,956 Hey. 506 00:54:17,019 --> 00:54:18,226 (speaking French ) 507 00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:25,568 "Waves." "Waves." 508 00:54:26,862 --> 00:54:28,842 (speaking French ) 509 00:54:48,617 --> 00:54:51,257 Excuse me. Uh, when does this movie come out? 510 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,298 Waves? 511 00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:54,527 It's already out, sir. It's playing now. 512 00:54:54,590 --> 00:54:56,365 Can you move aside please, 513 00:54:56,425 --> 00:54:57,826 you're blocking the other customers. 514 00:54:57,827 --> 00:54:59,534 Uh, we're gonna change the tickets 515 00:54:59,596 --> 00:55:00,835 because we're going to watch it instead. 516 00:55:00,896 --> 00:55:01,875 Is that possible? 517 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:04,934 I'm sorry, it started 45 minutes ago. 518 00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:07,038 Yes. It's all right. It's good. 519 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,476 Doesn't matter. Can we change the tickets? 520 00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:12,349 - As you wish. - ( Speaking French ) 521 00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:17,320 Please move along. 522 00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,585 Thank you. 523 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,458 - Next. - ( Speaking French ) 524 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:52,827 (dramatic music) 525 00:56:11,601 --> 00:56:13,443 (speaking French ) 526 00:56:27,016 --> 00:56:28,722 ( groaning ) 527 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:44,978 Shh! 528 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:48,842 ( Groaning ) 529 00:57:01,483 --> 00:57:02,791 (high-pitch whistling) 530 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:08,693 ( grunting ) 531 00:57:13,762 --> 00:57:15,764 ( screaming ) 532 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:22,411 (grunts) 533 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,717 I'm sorry. Listen to me, you can't watch this. 534 00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:30,516 Uh, this film doesn't exist yet. 535 00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:33,422 I am the director, It's my film. 536 00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:36,692 I just finished the script and you can't watch it now. 537 00:57:36,753 --> 00:57:37,731 Man: Move! 538 00:57:37,786 --> 00:57:39,858 This film doesn't really exist yet! 539 00:57:39,922 --> 00:57:42,802 We haven't shot it yet. 540 00:57:42,858 --> 00:57:45,635 So, you can go and see another movie. 541 00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:46,672 Thank you. 542 00:57:46,728 --> 00:57:47,833 - Go. - The groans are bad. 543 00:57:49,097 --> 00:57:51,976 They're gonna to be better when I will work on it. 544 00:57:52,034 --> 00:57:53,878 So, thank you, can we stop the- 545 00:57:53,936 --> 00:57:54,914 Get out! 546 00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:56,711 - The screening? - Move it. 547 00:57:56,773 --> 00:57:58,615 - Go! - Please. 548 00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:00,655 The groans are... are bad. 549 00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:01,983 You don't understand. 550 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:03,717 Get the fuck out of the way! 551 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:05,224 I have to work on it. 552 00:58:05,481 --> 00:58:07,757 This movie doesn't really exists. 553 00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:08,795 Move it. 554 00:58:08,851 --> 00:58:10,889 I'm tryin' to watch the fucking movie. 555 00:58:18,894 --> 00:58:20,670 (speaking French ) 556 00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:05,847 (telephone ringing) 557 00:59:06,608 --> 00:59:07,643 Oui, Bob Marshall. 558 01:00:57,954 --> 01:00:59,728 Hello, Bob? 559 01:01:01,023 --> 01:01:02,331 Hello? Hello, Bob? 560 01:01:02,391 --> 01:01:04,702 (Pig grunts) 561 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,739 (gunshot) 562 01:01:39,795 --> 01:01:43,744 (screams, speaking French ) 563 01:02:02,818 --> 01:02:04,695 Ah, yes. 564 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,925 Ha! Okay. 565 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:11,268 (instrumental music) 566 01:02:32,849 --> 01:02:34,487 ( groans ) 567 01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:48,800 (gunshots) 568 01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:09,992 Excuse me. Hi. 569 01:03:11,019 --> 01:03:12,123 Hello. 570 01:03:12,188 --> 01:03:14,998 I need to borrow your rifle, just for a minute. 571 01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:20,137 I'm doing research for sounds, I'm making movies. 572 01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:22,403 ( Sniffs ) 573 01:03:25,467 --> 01:03:26,445 You can take this one. 574 01:03:27,469 --> 01:03:29,780 It's an old thing, I don't use it much. 575 01:03:30,806 --> 01:03:32,945 Be careful though. It's loaded. 576 01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:34,181 Okay. 577 01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:37,255 Hey! 578 01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:39,121 You're going to be late for work. 579 01:03:41,918 --> 01:03:43,056 (speaking French ) 580 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,998 Who was that guy, daddy? 581 01:03:55,364 --> 01:03:58,469 - Where? - Well, there. Outside. 582 01:03:59,501 --> 01:04:01,242 You were talking to somebody. 583 01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:03,010 I wasn't talking to anybody. 584 01:04:03,072 --> 01:04:05,177 Go back to sleep, sugar pie. 585 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,516 But I wasn't sleeping. 586 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,454 (alarm clock beeping ) 587 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:11,253 What is that? 588 01:04:11,313 --> 01:04:13,293 That must be my alarm clock. 589 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:16,056 Well, turn it off! It's unbearable! 590 01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:19,423 (beeping continues) 591 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,605 Hey! Hey! 592 01:04:29,865 --> 01:04:31,242 What are you doing? 593 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:33,210 Where are going with that? 594 01:04:33,268 --> 01:04:35,215 I'm going to watch the tape. 595 01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:36,545 Not now. 596 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:38,483 That isn't the plan. 597 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:39,849 For now, you're sleeping. 598 01:04:39,909 --> 01:04:41,217 But I'm sick of sleeping! 599 01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:42,597 I want to know what's on the tape! 600 01:04:42,644 --> 01:04:45,125 Shh, shh, shh. You're going to wake your parents up. 601 01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:47,956 Now come on, go back to bed. 602 01:04:48,016 --> 01:04:49,155 (sighs) 603 01:04:49,217 --> 01:04:51,960 I'm the one who makes the decisions, right? 604 01:04:52,021 --> 01:04:54,467 I am so sick of this movie. 605 01:04:58,293 --> 01:05:00,967 This sucks! What a pain. 606 01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:02,907 I set my alarm on purpose. 607 01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:04,467 Why can't I watch the tape? 608 01:05:04,532 --> 01:05:08,173 Just be a little patient. Trust me. 609 01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:11,217 Come on, go back to sleep. 610 01:05:11,273 --> 01:05:14,221 Nobody's gonna want to watch this scene where I'm sleeping. 611 01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:15,311 Nobody cares. 612 01:05:16,344 --> 01:05:18,018 It's for the suspense. 613 01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:22,259 Close your eyes. Sleep. 614 01:05:22,318 --> 01:05:24,594 There you go. I'm sleeping. 615 01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:27,259 Great movie. 616 01:05:28,523 --> 01:05:30,628 Man: Jacques, you are my guest today. 617 01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:32,103 Jacques: Yes. 618 01:05:32,161 --> 01:05:35,903 You are a school teacher. You like nature. 619 01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:40,106 You are an avid viewer of talk shows 620 01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:42,273 and you collect Russian watches from the '70s. 621 01:05:42,338 --> 01:05:44,248 Yes. Exactly. 622 01:05:44,306 --> 01:05:46,047 You are 54 years old. 623 01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:47,951 Yes, that's the truth. 624 01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:49,353 You are a widower. 625 01:05:49,411 --> 01:05:50,652 Yes. 626 01:05:50,713 --> 01:05:53,284 Do you believe in God? 627 01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:56,353 Hmm? Yes. 628 01:05:58,086 --> 01:05:59,293 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 629 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,382 So, what should we begin with? 630 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,420 In... In your opinion? 631 01:06:19,474 --> 01:06:21,681 Maybe we could wash the strawberries. 632 01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:25,282 Personally, that's my favorite part. 633 01:06:25,347 --> 01:06:27,987 Well, um, okay. Let's start. 634 01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:31,088 Do you have any special technique? 635 01:06:31,152 --> 01:06:33,190 - Yes. - ( Object crunches ) 636 01:06:33,255 --> 01:06:36,963 I put the strawberries in a damp cloth 637 01:06:37,025 --> 01:06:40,632 and then I rub them ever so gently. 638 01:06:40,695 --> 01:06:42,300 (alarm rings) 639 01:06:42,364 --> 01:06:44,367 (instrumental music) 640 01:06:54,376 --> 01:06:56,414 ( clears throat ) Jason, wake up! 641 01:06:56,478 --> 01:06:58,583 Hey! Wake up, man. We've got work to do! 642 01:06:58,646 --> 01:07:00,284 - Jason! - What's going on with him? 643 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:01,487 I don't know, he just fell. 644 01:07:01,550 --> 01:07:03,324 Hey everyone, I'm here! 645 01:07:03,385 --> 01:07:05,992 I'm ready to shoot this, so let's... 646 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,032 Wake up! Hey, man, it's not nap time. 647 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,634 - We got work to do. - Jason? 648 01:07:13,661 --> 01:07:15,436 ( Sighs) " Wake up!" 649 01:07:15,498 --> 01:07:16,704 - Sorry. - Up. 650 01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:18,507 Hey! Hey, come on, wake up. 651 01:07:20,568 --> 01:07:23,014 ( Sir! Naps fingers ) 652 01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:24,106 Hello. 653 01:07:24,172 --> 01:07:25,150 (whistles) 654 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:28,688 Hey! 655 01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:31,284 Woo-hoo. 656 01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:32,724 Sir! Hey come on, wake up! 657 01:07:34,282 --> 01:07:35,659 (speaking French ) 658 01:07:36,684 --> 01:07:39,393 Sir? Sir? 659 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,311 - Come on, wake up. - Woohoo. 660 01:07:42,358 --> 01:07:43,393 Hey. 661 01:07:46,461 --> 01:07:48,806 Sir? Sir? 662 01:07:50,231 --> 01:07:51,302 (speaking French ) 663 01:07:54,402 --> 01:07:55,574 Come on, wake up. 664 01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:08,085 What's-What's happening? I'm... I'm confused. 665 01:08:08,150 --> 01:08:11,222 It is indeed an eczema attack, but on the inside. 666 01:08:11,286 --> 01:08:13,197 On the inside of your head. 667 01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:16,292 (speaking French ) 668 01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:18,702 ( groans ) 669 01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:23,270 Hey, come on, wake up. Sir? 670 01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:32,684 ( Static ) 671 01:08:46,855 --> 01:08:48,733 (high-pitch ambience) 672 01:09:03,805 --> 01:09:05,649 Come on. Wake up. 673 01:09:07,510 --> 01:09:10,286 Ha! (Exhales) 674 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,692 What's the matter, dude? 675 01:09:14,716 --> 01:09:16,662 Are you okay? 676 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:19,198 (speaking French ) 677 01:09:28,631 --> 01:09:30,201 Man: Hey, come on, wake up. 678 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:33,672 Sir? 679 01:09:38,806 --> 01:09:41,480 Oh. Okay. 680 01:09:47,515 --> 01:09:51,793 We need to talk. Uh, I think we're the same person. 681 01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:54,493 What? 682 01:09:54,556 --> 01:09:57,628 I've been having some weird dreams where I'm you. 683 01:09:57,693 --> 01:10:01,333 I... I don't know, I know it doesn't make any sense but... 684 01:10:01,396 --> 01:10:06,243 I think we are the same person. I don't know why. 685 01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:09,248 (engine turn over) 686 01:10:15,277 --> 01:10:16,311 (tires screech ) 687 01:10:19,247 --> 01:10:20,921 (instrumental music) 688 01:10:26,854 --> 01:10:28,663 ( snoring ) 689 01:11:20,408 --> 01:11:21,444 (loud clank) 690 01:11:53,708 --> 01:11:54,914 (speaking French ) 691 01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:07,498 Mr. Marshall says it is very poorly filmed. 692 01:12:07,555 --> 01:12:10,435 And he wants to know why you chose this angle. 693 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:12,028 Because it's beautiful. 694 01:12:22,604 --> 01:12:25,608 Bob wants to know what's on the tape. 695 01:12:25,673 --> 01:12:27,381 He has to be patient. 696 01:12:40,889 --> 01:12:43,563 Bob is wondering if you know what's on the tape. 697 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:46,469 I know perfectly well what's on the tape, 698 01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:49,007 but I'm not going to tell him before he finds out himself. 699 01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:53,103 It'd ruin the surprise. He has to be patient. 700 01:13:51,193 --> 01:13:52,604 (sighs) 701 01:14:19,587 --> 01:14:20,463 (sighs) 702 01:14:20,889 --> 01:14:22,630 (speaking French ) 703 01:15:15,877 --> 01:15:17,185 (speaking French ) 704 01:15:18,713 --> 01:15:19,692 (sighs) 705 01:16:10,765 --> 01:16:12,268 (instrumental music) 706 01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:41,073 Hello? 707 01:16:54,609 --> 01:16:56,350 Bob says you are a genius. 708 01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:57,646 (laughs) 709 01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,851 You like it? 710 01:16:59,914 --> 01:17:02,292 I don't know how to tell you, I'm flabbergasted. 711 01:17:03,618 --> 01:17:04,859 It's not finished. 712 01:17:05,886 --> 01:17:08,298 No, but right now I'm speechless. 713 01:17:08,356 --> 01:17:10,962 My brain is in my socks as they say. 714 01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:14,967 - ( Clears throat ) - (Knocking on door) 715 01:17:59,306 --> 01:18:02,220 ( screams, whimpers) 716 01:18:06,113 --> 01:18:07,717 (giggles) 717 01:18:34,909 --> 01:18:35,944 Hello, Bob? 718 01:18:40,981 --> 01:18:44,429 (scoffs ) There you go. That's all for today. 719 01:18:51,326 --> 01:18:52,862 Yeah, thank you. 720 01:19:01,168 --> 01:19:02,273 Thank you. 721 01:19:20,889 --> 01:19:21,993 Hey, Zog! 722 01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:25,293 (speaking French ) 723 01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:27,168 - What's! He say? - He said you're a fucking genius. 724 01:19:27,229 --> 01:19:28,207 Yeah. 725 01:19:28,262 --> 01:19:29,742 (engine revving) 726 01:19:57,259 --> 01:19:58,430 (instrumental music) 727 01:20:30,324 --> 01:20:31,827 (speaking French ) 728 01:21:16,537 --> 01:21:17,948 ( exhales ) 729 01:21:18,006 --> 01:21:19,609 Yes! 730 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,411 (laughs) 731 01:21:26,914 --> 01:21:28,189 (instrumental music) 732 01:21:31,453 --> 01:21:34,922 Man: So, do you have a special technique? 733 01:21:34,989 --> 01:21:36,900 Yes, I put the strawberries in a damp cloth 734 01:21:39,493 --> 01:21:43,965 and then I rub them ever so gently. 735 01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:47,206 That way, you don't damage the skin. 736 01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:49,145 You could show us. It would be easier. 737 01:21:51,038 --> 01:21:52,176 Gladly. 738 01:21:57,645 --> 01:22:00,649 What's happened? I'm confused. 739 01:22:01,682 --> 01:22:03,890 It is indeed an eczema attack, 740 01:22:03,952 --> 01:22:05,295 but on the inside. 741 01:22:05,353 --> 01:22:08,060 On the inside of your head. 742 01:22:08,122 --> 01:22:08,965 (instrumental music) 743 01:22:43,057 --> 01:22:44,435 (music continues)